Thursday, September 18, 2008

Excerpts of awesome...

So yeah, two blogs in one day isn't really like me but I've decided to quote some previous shit from my myspace blog that i'm proud of writing... if you want a direct link fuck you just look at my myspace page... You may find some of it funny, you may find some of it offensive... haha... either way... some excerpts:



How much I hated Kevin Rudd and his cronies during the "Kevin '07" electoral campaign:

"...Justification = 'In touch with the people'? what the fuck... The reason why leaders of government are conservative? Here's one off the top of my head... Meeting with other world leaders of strict cultural background, highly pious and easily offended. How would the dalai lama take to meeting a bogain-esque PM, sleazy and well-known for his drunken notoriety? Ha. "He's only human" - Sure, but he's the direct converyance of an indignant nation.

Also, here's another one for you intellectually impaired leftist wannabes - You will to vote Labour solely on behalf of Howard's desicion to send troops to Iraq. Fair enough - but this is the part i don't understand. You're all for human rights, but you don't watch a minute of the fucking news nor do you care that at least 100+ innocent people were obliviated in a truck bombing this month in Iraq. Truth is, you couldn't give a shit about any other race and it's all just pretence because your 'Golden boys' are having to work on the front line. This ain't WWII, It's not a war between good and evil - It's a clash of religious ethics, "Bullshit vs. Bullshit".

If you vote against the Liberals because they made the call on Iraq, you're a hypocrite, and racially prejudicial. You're just as racist on your home soil as you are overseas, so shut the fuck up and stop acting like you care that there's a war going on.

One more thing, Labour voters claim they're so left-wing, yet Rudd's policies suggest nothing but a Unionist dictatorship. Let's support an agenda that will tear apart workplace infrastructure at the discretion of unionist thugs... Wow, you thought that one through. Where's the equality in that?

But John Howard is a "puppet of America"? HA! You're sense of national pride is just as imperious as Southern America's blinding sense of patriotism. You will keep rubbing your Southern cross tattoo's, car stickers and miniature flags in the faces of anyone of a different ethnic background despite any democratic changes. Regardless of who leads our country, you will still remain as shallow, conceited and racist.

But hey, fuck our country up even further by voting Labour - I'll sit back and watch as your beloved Australian flag changes to emulate the chinese communist high-flyer."

A funny dream I had once:

"...Mitchell and myself were fishing in the cold hours of the morning in a desolate harbour (bearing a slight resemblance to a wharf in Darling Harbour but my recognition is extremely vague) ... Anyway, we're fishing next to a buoy, shrouded in a ghostly fog when suddenly Mitch points out a large white figure shifting restlessly on the calm surface of the dark, watery abyss. "Looks like a hungry Polar bear" said Mitch inquisitively. "Do you think it'll drift closer to us...?" I said, sounding panic-stricken "Nah, it'll probably continue over to that glacier". He pointed to the glorified glacier, which seemed to suddenly apparate through the dense fog and appear about 500 metres in front of us..."

My take on 'clubbing':

"...It's a term used way too loosely... When people say to each other, "OMFGZzZz let's go clubbing!!!!1!!" They generally think of this:

Call me old fashioned but... If someone mentioned 'clubbing' to me I'd think of something along the lines of this:


...."

Here's one for the philosophical... I think I drank too much coffee when I wrote this:


"Unless a man has talents to make something of himself, freedom is an irksome burden. Of what avail is freedom to choose if the self be ineffectual? We join a mass movement to escape individual responsibility, or, in the words of the ardent young Nazi, "to be free from freedom." It was not sheer hypocrisy when the rank-and-file Nazis declared themselves not guilty of all the enormities they had committed. They considered themselves cheated and maligned when made to shoulder responsibility for obeying orders. Had they not joined the Nazi movement in order to be free from responsibility?"


...And what about the common anarchist, aren't they just as absurd and inimical in their dejection of responsibility? Their cause is completely paradox, and if they were to gain the freedom they have crusaded for what would they do with it? Who would take the reigns of a movement whose collective ideology is to abandon individual responsibilty...? If they want a political revolution, someone needs to accept the responsibility of leadership. Subjugation of their political oppressors will in turn, also imply a distribution of responsibility. How stupid can you get... You join the ranks, become an anarchist and declare your apathy for social structures, parade around with a political motive indicative of your self-abandonment and fear of obligation only to find out you're pushing for a cause that if, speculatively speaking, comes into effect will suppress the notion of abandonment and pave the way for a new structured hierachy of responsibility to meet the demands of social and political necessities - FORCING upon you, some type of individual responsibility. But hey, the common anarchist won't see the folly partaking in such a movement, let alone realise why they found it so appealing in the first place.

...And that's my two cent culmination with Eric Hoffer's quote."

On extremist feminism:

"Feminism - If you express this view liberally, I'm cool with that... But there's a fine line to be cautious of when vehemently expressing your views. It's when you Riot Grrrl's cross over into this territory e.g. 'Society for Cutting Up Men' Manifesto, that I begin to question the integrity of your misandrous motives. Misdandry...? What, you've never heard of it? It's the other half of gender prejudice that fails to gain media attention. To me, modern day feminism resembles the situation with the 'stolen' generation - Regardless of the situation with equal rights nowadays, you feminists still act as if you're hard done by... Even though the 'glass ceiling' began to die out in the late 80's/ early 90's. I guess that the government should say sorry too, on behalf of the male population for the injustices served up to women throughout the preceding century. Well, despite the fact that a woman is now Deputy prime minister in our country, and aphoristically Hilary Clinton is one step away from U.S presidency, without further attestation to you I say "Sorry" on behalf of my scumbag misogynistic, ancestral brothers (argumentatively I've done nothing wrong, but it's still my fault 'cos I'm male)."

On 'Aussie' pride:

"...'Aussie' supremacists - There is a difference between taking harmless pride in your nation and treating other ethnic groups like inferior pieces of shit."



Ahhh... The memories....

I will release a 'shit list' after exams at some point... It will tell you what to believe, and why... Ha. Yeah it's inspired by the L7 song I've become infatuated with... But, who gives a shit... Haha.





Later.

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